— after my daughter explains Minecraft memes // — after a YouTube rabbi explains golems
Sigma tosses lore // Rabbi places parchment
Down yap // Into clay mouth
Then mega lag // And waits … until
N00b vibes // Creature beams
Sigma screams // Rabbi shrieks
For the lulz // In joy and fear
N00b mews // Creature hums
Like a total boss // Huge and impossible
All cringe // Rabbi cowers
No rizz // Hands over head
As N00b // As Creature
Yeets its gyatt // Lurches —
And is cooking // And offers a hand
And chicken jockeys // And a word:
“Bruh?” // “Father?”
Totally lit // Naches
It's bussin // It's one thing
To have a cool design // To study life
But it spawned IRL // Quite another to create it
Sigma vibes // Rabbi beams